1) Reintarnation
Meaning: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
2) Osteoporosis
Meaning: A degenerate disease.
3) Foreploy:
Meaning: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
4) Gilbido
Meaning: All talk and no action.
5) Ignoranus
Meaning: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
6) Dopeler effect
Meaning: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
7) Cashtration
Meaning: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
8) Inocullate
Meaning: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9) Hipatitis
Meaning: Terminal coolness.
10) Sarchasm
Meaning: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
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